February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
So yesterday, my parents informed me that we have to go to some randoms wedding renewal of vows
On my birthday
They then tell me that “you can still celebrate your birthday after it. It’s from 1:30 until 7 and it’s an hour away”
Really? I can still celebrate my birthday
I ONLY TURN 15 ONCE YA KNOW YOLO
Then I thought
What if they threw me a surprise party?!
Then I...
I want messagessss
please:(
